There are days that I feel like I’m on a treadmill and then there are days that feel as though I am on an elliptical machine. In my universe, an elliptical machine is the devil. Probably invented sometime during the Spanish inquisition by the same man who invented panty hose, SPSS, and stiletto heels. I cannot use these machines at all. I have tried two times and the second time I was asked to please leave the gym I was trial membershiping and not come back. I somehow fell off the elliptical backwards and nearly took out a woman on a machine behind me. This is what happens when I am on one. It’s like my feet and hands and the machine all work really effectively against one another in order to get me off of it as quickly as possible. Seriously, I think I would have better luck bull riding than I do exercising on one of these machines (bull riding you only need to stay on for eight seconds!). Anyway, that is a long winded way of saying that it’s been a little nutso of late and sometimes I feel as though I’ve gotten thrown on my ass in gym full of people.
First off, I finally finished some socks that I started over a year ago. I worked on these socks in my Psych 230 class (that I thoroughly enjoyed despite myself) but messed-up the toes and had afterthought heels planned that I never got done. Since I was already ripping them back, I took them all the way back to the heel spots, put in traditional heels and reknit the feet and toes(correctly). I realized how many socks I had under my belt from the time that I started knitting this particular pair until I (ahem) finished knitting them. It’s interesting to me how things like Kitchener stitching the toes and turning the heels has really become something kinda second nature to me now. Anyway, these turned out really nicely and very nearly identical despite, well, everything!
I also mailed off some (very late) Christmas packages. I know that this might sound odd, but I honestly prefer to get packages late as it extends the surprise and the number of days that you get to open packages! I LOVE opening packages!!!! Anyway, I thought I would share with you how I apply postage to the USPS flat rate boxes. These two boxes are both the medium size and currently cost $12.35 to mail anywhere in the Continental United States. I usually start off with a few higher denomination stamps, but the rest are generally valued at around $.05. I have some as low as $.005 (yes, one-half of a cent of postage. Even the postal workers stopped at that one.) and a few in the $.30 range. But a lot (and I mean a LOT) are in the $.03, $.04, and $.05 range. The reason for this is simple. There used to be a lot more stamp collectors than there are currently. Many of them are dying or no longer collecting and their collections aren’t worth any more than the postage that the stamps are worth. However, most people don’t want to fool around with six stamps just to mail one letter, so when sold on ebay or other websites, go for less than full face value for perfectly good postage. Some of the stamps that I am using are from the 1930′s and 1940′s. Most are newer, a lot from the 1950′s and 1960′s. Still, the bulk of the stamps on these packages are older than I am. Both of them have the same general theme; Old, dead, (mostly) white men. One went to Alabama, so it got some Civil War stamps thrown into the mix (I thought that it still fit the overall theme!). When I was mailing off Christmas boxes that were going to be reasonably on time I used a general theme of Christmas Stamps. It was very festive in a USPS kind of way (which, really, is kind of an awesome kind of way!).
I received an early birthday present from my roommate Elise this week. I have been eyeing these sheets for months and when I finally made up my mind to buy them at the store, they were out. She was there and they had them back in stock and she got them and gave them to me right away because it’s bloody freezing in my room and they seem like a good idea in January.
Anytime you can snuggle down in a bed made-up in flannel sheets covered in dogs wearing clothing and a heated mattress pad, you know that you are on the right side of any battle that the world may throw at you the next day. Plus, bonus cute knitting project bag that the sheets came in!
Speaking of birthday presents, I made one for Elise’s birthday on Monday. Since she saw me knitting it and had requested it specifically (and it’s cold outside) I gave it to her a few days early. It is a “Jayne Hat” inspired by the one worn on the short-lived Sci-Fi show Firefly by one of the characters. I used three shades of Vanna’s Choice that seemed to be there best representation of the colors on our TV screen. The exact colors used are here in my Ravelry page as well as the actual pattern I used. It was an easy knit and fast. I’ve gotten used to making things out of fingering weight yarns so knitting something out of worsted felt as though it was just falling off the needles!
Another knitting project I made was a pair of thrummed mittens. These were made in response to the news of the impending polar vortex to descend upon our little piece of heaven here in Iowa. I actually managed to get them finished prior to the big chill actually getting here, so that was actually a new feeling for me! Once again, knitted in worsted weight wool, these just flew. They are far from perfect and if I made them again I would make them a little bigger (like one more completion of the thrumming round) but they work and work well at keeping my hands warm which was the whole purpose. Details of the pattern and materials are here on my Ravelry page. I’ve had so much fun showing them to people and then turning them inside out and explaining that they are like Uggs for your hands:-) I know, I’m easily amused.
This was my whole outfit to take the dogs out during the worst of the polar vortex.
If I had been a good girl and updating like I should be, these would have all been a separate post. But I am naughty and haven’t been. Though I really need to write more here. I am doing a lot of academic writing which I sometimes feel as though it is killing my natural writing voice. Academic writing is extremely dry and formulaic. I feel that it was designed for people who are not very good writers to be able to get information about their study (or whatever they want to talk about) out without exposing that they suck at writing. I’m not saying that I am a Neil Gaiman of blogging or anything like that, but I can at least (generally) communicate what I am trying to say. Often in academic writing, the language is very dense and obscure and there is a ham-fisted approach to using big words in order to camouflage the fact that there is little or no real results from the study (or whatever) that the author is writing about. It seems to be elitist and it’s no wonder that people who are not in academia often misinterpret what these papers mean. There’s a whole ethical discussion that I could get into about this (we are supposed to be doing research for the good of the state/nation/world but we often don’t put our results in a language that a lay person could read and understand) but in short it hurts my brain to write too much of it at one go. I understand that results need to be in a format of sorts, but does is really need to be this????
Also, I start saying things like, “My personal self-efficacy belief as to my ability to maintain ownership of my animal-based fiber headcovering has quickly plummeted.” That was in response to losing my wool hat. Seriously.